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At least show some attention to detail:
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Man fined for stealing gynae's sick note
A 27-year-old man was fined R1000 on Monday after he duped his employers into believing that a gynaecologist had booked him off sick for seven days.
The Vereeniging magistrate's court heard that Charles Sibindana stole a medical certificate from the Medi-Clinic centre in the city during his pregnant girlfriend's medical check up.
He then faked details and submitted the letter after being absent from work for seven days.
His vigilant employers got suspicious because he was a man, not a pregnant woman, and investigated the matter.
On passing sentence Magistrate Bruno Van Eeden jokingly warned Sibindana "not to walk around faking sick letters from gynaecologists" as if he was pregnant.
He ordered that Sibindana pay half of the money, but suspended the other half for five years provided he did not commit another crime. - Sapa
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DAMN THIS GUY BEAT ME TOO IT...
I would use my mkaba to make me look preggies
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Damn this guy is creative!
I think a paediatrician’s note can do a trick too...
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I think a paediatrician’s note can do a trick too...
Yes, especially when so many men are such big babies!
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I dunno- I use my uncle as our family doctor- and he is a paediatrician. Justr because a doctor has specialised in one field it doesn't mean they have forgotten general medicine! So yeah, I have handed in sick notes from a paediatrician
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My sangoma in Sunnyside does the trick!
Books you off for a week as he has to travel to Venda to get the root to cure you of your ailment.
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Maybe I should go to a as well! Would have done wonders in my undergrad years 
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I'd go to my doctor, Complain of stomachache, get a sick note for this and have the medical aid pay, it works!
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